Christmas Out Of Office Message Funny. When I get back I will be on paid return. I will look to the East at dawn for any news.

2- You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of. I will be out of the office from Monday 410 through Thursday 413 on a vision quest in the California desert. But if you havent yet here are some ideas for an efficient effective or funny out-of-office email reply.
I will look to the East at dawn for any news.
If you can guess the number however I will take your call. Out of office messages typically fall under the following categories. I have a cell phone but I will not be giving the number out. I have incredibly easy access to a phone and email but I assure you it will not be used for work purposes.