Funny Air Traffic Control Stories. Cup of coffee - that will be 90000 pounds. An aircraft waiting in a long takeoff queue.
Are you an Airbus 320 or 340-Pilot. In this great little clip an SR-71 pilot tells a story about flying around the Western United States to build up crew hours when small plane pilots started calling into air traffic control to ask. Air traffic controller nodded off.
United 329 heavy your traffic is a Fokker one oclock three miles Eastbound United 239.
There are two of us in here KTMB Air Traffic Control. Im bored Ground Traffic Control. I said I was bored not stupid Tower. How could I fly two planes.
