Funny Cheesy Things To Say. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day Id have a galaxy in my hand. Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
Its not working out Id rather masturbate than be with you I feel like Im changing and though I do love you and I really like spending time with you Im not as in love with you anymore I dont want the responsibility of someone elses happiness Maybe we have too much in common. My mama always told me You are what you eat So I started eating mushrooms every day. One of these pick-up lines might prove to be a great conversation starter who knows.
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It was a waist of money. Say it in a clever way to make it sound all the more attractive but the context for the lines is important. Damn if being sexy was a crime youd be guilty as charged. Not to brag but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
