Funny Christmas Pick Up Lines. Play your card properly. Lets save the treesI meandate me pleasebut you know we can also save the trees.

Are you sitting on a candle. 6 If a fat man puts you in a bag at night dont worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. Well here I am.
Is your name Jingle Bells cause you look like you go all the way.
Yup with Santas ho ho ho mantra and the naughty and nice list this. I dont want to be under the cork tree. My mother told me that I would get something nice if I was good but I didnt expect to receive you. Is your name Jingle Bells cause you look like you go all the way.