Funny Dirty Christmas One Liners. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. His next-door neighbor is an asshole.

Youve come to the right place. His hair is a mess. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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A oneliner is a succinct funny or witty remark. All sorted from the best by our visitors. If you get easily offeneded or need a safe space these dirty jokes are definitely not for you. Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.