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The only difference is what we do with them. May all your troubles last as long as your new years resolutions. I promise to buy a brand new scale because my mind keeps reading the same old numbers.
To tolerate fools more gladly provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time James Agate New Years Day is every mans birthday Charles Lamb My New Years resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Years resolutions -Anonymous.
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