Funny Quotes For 50 Year Olds Birthday. Im 50 and the only thing getting thinner is my skin. Just remember when youre over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Mirror Mirror on the wall stops replying 2. You are one of the youngest 50-year-old people I know. Schulz I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing.
We grow old by deserting our ideals.
Victor Hugo So instead of feeling old and frustrated one should make the most of. Now we can round your age up to 100. On your birthday I would like to propose a toast. We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.