Funny Things To Say To Make People. Whatever there position is. See more ideas about funny quotes tumblr funny make me laugh.
It is easier to wake me up when I am asleep than when I am pretending to sleep. Then I learned cursive. Enter a room full of people and say sullenly Well.
When you bump into someone you know at random you can say I will take you to the movies only if you will wait for me outside 28.
Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years and when it comes yell I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO. The tenth is humming. Whats your favorite position on a football team. Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say Ive Been Expecting You.