Happy 60th Birthday Funny Quotes. May you grow up to be righteous may you grow up to be true. Happy birthday to you my dear niece.
We put 60 candles on your cake but by the time we got the last one lit the first twenty had already burned out. Now its time to fulfill your dreams. At 60 years old your birthday suit requires regular ironing.
Wonder where you left your phone.
At 60 years one has gained so many experiences and there are many special moments in life that one can remember. 60th Birthday Jokes about Memory Congratulations youve finally reached the wonder years. You start getting carded again but now cashiers want to see your senior card to make sure youre old enough to qualify for the discount. - Milton Friedman presidential speechwriter.