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Put Turkey in oven. Get some turnips peel them well. Take a turkey stuff it fat Some of this and some of that.
Put Turkey in oven.
Take a turkey stuff it fat Some of this and some of that. My gobble-let overfloweth 7. Now potatoes big and white Mash till they are soft and light. GO BUY A TURKEY.