Jokes About Getting Older Funny. Collected from numerous websites. You might have done all in your young age but you forget it when you grow old.
Time for the old to step aside and let the young to take over so take a hike The old rooster says Aw cmonjust let me have the two old. You cant be young forever but immaturity can last a life time. The Beatles she told him.
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake Bob Hope Im at an age when my back goes out more than I do Phyllis Diller You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake.
4 That we are useless. 2 That we are mindless. You know you are old when you can relate to the Seven Dwarfs of Old Age. When your doctor doesnt give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light.