Mexican Pick Up Lines Funny In Spanish. Spanish Pick Up Lines. Mexican Pick Up Lines.

You are as pretty as a Green card. Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards just imagine how Id take care of your heart. Youre hotter than a jalapeño.
Youre hotter than a Jalapeño.
Even if you are not using these lines in a Spanish-speaking country they can be great to learn new vocabulary words and have some fun. Just got muy gordito. I better wear a glove when I handle you. Si tus ojos fueran el cielo y tu boca el mar me gustaría ser el horizonte para poderte besar.