Retirement Quotes Funny One Liners. He said I have nothing to declare except my genius. Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield were masters at delivering them.
Often when you are at the end of something youre at the beginning of something else. Funny Quotes to Say Happy Retirement. Think about retirement as being two six-month holidays per year.
Happy days are here at last.
The job you waited for for 50 years. 31 Retirement the only real excuse youll ever have to spend your entire lifes savings. Unknown Author Retirement is waking up in the morning. Some short retirement jokes and quotes.